Beetlejuice T-Shirt – Here lies…

October 24, 2012 § 2 Comments

betelgeuse t-shirt

It’s showtime!

I dare you to say it three times. Right now. Go on. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice… well, you know the rest. Anyway, in the 2nd instalment of our Halloween series, I present to you the Beetlejuice T-Shirt.

Arguably Michael Keaton’s best ever bit of acting (certainly better than Batman), was Betelgeuse (I never got why the film was spelled one way and the character another). The best bio-exorcist in the business and a complete lunatic to boot, death certainly got interesting with this guy around. Between avoiding the sandworms, hanging out in brothels and being able to throw his voice (as well as some other more unsavoury tricks) the guy still manages to get a lot done. His crowning glory has to be creating this wonderful rendition of The Banana Boat Song, complete with terrifying ending. Well, in the words of the man himself, “Attention K-Mart Shoppers” because you can now get this rather spiffing tee showing his tombstone. It works great in grey and is oddly subtle enough to just look like a regular t-shirt with a regular cool design to those not familiar with the film – though you are encouraged to spread the word and get people watching one of the funniest scary films of all time.

Get your own Betelgeuse T-Shirt by visiting where you’ll need part with $29.99AUD (they do international delivery). It comes only in grey and the sizes available are Small, Large and XL. Or if you want to see what you could look like in the afterlife, just say his name three times.



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