Bathtub Gin T-Shirt – Happy NYE!

December 31, 2012 § Leave a comment

Bathtub Gin T-Shirt

Shaken, stirred and with plenty of cirrhoses.

Yes, it’s that time again. Where we say goodbye to the old year and hello to the new year, same as the old year. So, rather than just find a tee with “2013” stamped on it, I thought this would do as my New Years Eve T-Shirt. It informs on what I’ll be drinking. Probably. But who knows…?

Tonight is not a night of sensible, restrained sipping, but for raucous, sloshed quaffing. As it was so done by our forefathers, so shall it be done by us. I’d actually quite like to be sensible. I would. It would be great to not spend the first day of 2013 nursing a hangover reminiscent of the apocalypse, but I will be doing so, I dare say. It’s tradition. Besides, if my new years resolution is to eat vegetables, do exercise and live an altogether healthier lifestyle, it’s only fitting that I say goodbye to 2012 with a night consisting of 40 cigarettes, 50 units of alcohol and a traffic cone that I’ll steal at 4am in the morning. Happens every year like clockwork. I don’t know what it is about traffic cones that are so appealing to the average drunk, but they are. Maybe it’s because they make a fetching hat and a handy vomit catching receptacle all in one (though it’s important to do it in that order or it gets the worst kind of messy). And said vomit, will be comprised mostly of alcohol that could have been anything in its previous pre-stomach incarnation. Hence this Bathtub Gin T-Shirt which is both a charming and very clever design, but also a description of my impending imbibings. Lovely stuff.

Where does one get their hands on this t-shirt? Head over to cafepress.co.uk where at the moment it is just £21.50. It was designed by the very talented IStillLiveWithMyParents and it comes in nine colours and nine sizes too. In fact, I may just go and lie in the bath and have people pour gin onto me. Saves energy. Nice.

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